The Locust Affair(422 KB) Thrush is trying to create a super bug. A preposterous Thrush plot forces Napoleon to open his eyes. I've added some pictures to this story. Available in ebook formats epub and mobi.
The Tuesday Affair (164 KB) Something horrible has happened. Will Napoleon be given a chance to change things? Available in ebook formats epub and mobi.
The 'Til Death Do I Trust Affair(237 KB) Illya is made a pawn in a plot for revenge. Available in ebook formats epub and mobi.
The Drunken Bet Affair (229 KB) Illya gets very drunk and makes a bet. Available in ebook formats epub and mobi.
The Better Gadget Affair(284 KB) Where did all those great UNCLE gadgets come from? A gadget version of how Illya and Napoleon meet. Available in ebook formats epub and mobi.
The Dreams of Vampires Affair (313 KB) The bat bites Illya got in The Bat Cave Affair were more serious than anyone imagined. Available in ebook formats epub and mobi.
 Nominated for Best Novella for 2004.
Nominated for 2004 Fan Q Award.
The FAO Schwartz Affair (65 KB) Napoleon reminisces with Illya about how they became partners. Available in ebook formats epub and mobi.
The Heart Line Affair (70KB) Illya goes undercover as a palm reader. Available in ebook formats epub and mobi.
The Let's Get Friendly Affair(243KB) Napoleon learns a little more than he expected when Illya gives him a lesson in seducing a man. Available in ebook formats epub and mobi.
The Night of the Missing Cattle Affair (447 KB) Crossover with Wild Wild West. It looks like Thrush is cattle rustling, but no one knows where the cattle have gone. Available in ebook formats epub and mobi.
 Nominated for Best Novella for 2004.
Nominated for 2004 Fan Q Award
The Night of the Improbability Affair (356KB) Sequel to The Night of the Missing Cattle Affair. A much less angsty time-travel romp, co-written with the inestimable Joolz. Loveless uses one of his new machines on Jim and Artie that thrusts them into the future. Available in ebook formats epub and mobi.
The Vivian Johnstone Higginsbottom Affair (140 KB) An unexpected source does a little matchmaking. Available in ebook formats epub and mobi.
The Disturbance in the Force Affair (265KB) Crossover with Star Wars and Man From UNCLE. Luke senses a disturbance in the Force and he and Han go in search of the source. Luke finds something unexpected. Available in ebook formats epub and mobi. |
